WOMAN: Why?
DAVE: This was a bad idea!

MIKE: Mom and dad, ?
BURT: Over the years at our family gatherings (treffen), you two show up and you ruin it. I want you to bring a date . We don’t want you showing up stag (ohne Date) and riling (anstacheln) each other up.
MIKE: We don't rile each other up.
DAVE: We never get riled up. ... We'll shape up (in Form bringen) for you, Jeanie.

DAVE: We gotta find the right girls for this. Where do we even go? What?
MIKE: awesome (fantastisch).

TALKMASTER: I'm here with Mike and Dave Stangle. They are looking for dates .
TATIANA: Let's make these guys take us to Hawaii.
DAVE: .
TATIANA: We're gonna look respectable as ...

ALICE: They're leaving.
TATIANA: It's all part of the plan.

MIKE: Are you okay?
TATIANA: .
MIKE: I saved her life.
ALICE: She's okay.
DAVE: She's okay.
MIKE: .

DAVE: Grandma, meet Alice. .
MIKE: Tatiana, .
TATIANA: The key to teaching children is repetition (Wiederholung). You'd be surprised .

TATIANA: Let's play bocce (Boccia).
DAVE: Should we take it easy on them?
MIKE: ! We should let them lose with dignity (Würde), which is what I’d like to think we would do.

BOTH: We won!

MIKE: Hello!
ALICE: Tatiana, they’ve got "Cockbusters".
MIKE: It sounds like you guys're or ...
TATIANA: No.
ALICE: They have “The Rodfather.” I don’t know if we’re gonna get it (verstehen) though, if we haven't seen "The Godfather".

DAVE: ?
MIKE: They’re supposed to (sollen) be making us look cool.
ALL: Oh!

MIKE: Oh my God, .
TATIANA: Your turn, Mike!
DAVE: Don't ever do that.
MIKE: I can do anything that they can do.
DAVE: Move!

JEANIE: ?
MIKE: Wow, she looks like burn-victim (Verbrennungsopfer) Barbie. And you’re black Ken.