Zoolander 2

Listen to the "Zoolander 2" trailer and fill in the gaps.
NARRATOR: , an infinite (unendlich) void (Leere). Then, in an instant everything known to man . The Big Bang, , chaos and beauty. A beauty that created infinite galaxies. Galaxies that would one day create the unimaginable (unvorstellbar): life. , the human brain. The pinnacle (Gipfel) of billions of years of evolution (Entwicklung), of reason and the ability to ponder (klären) life's most ancient riddles (Rätsel). ? ? Or the one question that has puzzled (stutzig machen) mankind (Menschheit) since the beginning of time.
DEREK: If God exists, then ? ... 200lander?
NARRATOR: No, Derek, 2oolander. It's like a pun (Wortwitz).
DEREK: with a 2.
NARRATOR: Fine, how about ...
DEREK: Zoolander II?
NARRATOR: No, Zoolander 2, .
DEREK: But I'm not Italian.
NARRATOR: Jesus, you are so freaking (verdammt) stupid. .